2024-07-03: "you're?? going??? to? eat???? him???????" - eathim.txt
"Became a necromancer and moved my [meme folder] to this computer" - agere.txt
2024-06-01: "infuse unfathomable power into lasagne for 5 minutes or until hot" - tumblrposts.txt
That's literally the only one two three. I'll style this page up when there's actually something more worth looking at here. Now go home and look at some real web pages.