The Pastry Parodyme
The Pastry Parodyme is a story I've been working on in my head for years. I've tried writing it, it didn't work. Mostly. (We'll get to that.) It's a complicated work of fanfiction that is not in any way about its source materials and has an absurd yet somewhat generic plot, and it often occupies my every waking thought and constant fascination.
My latest attempt at creating it has taken a different angle, writing it as a series of summaries and ramblings that everyone else is supposed to read. In effect, I am spoiling it for everyone before it's even done, but the idea is that I want people to know it exists and know what it is more than I want a flawless, cohesive first-timer experience. It can be found in full, such as it is, here:
You can see my second serious attempt at writing the story on AO3 here, and my first attempt on the site here, though now with much more censoring.
Regarding copyright: all of the things this is based on that I obviously don't own belong to the people who obviously own them. Also fair use exists.