It's a little messy here, but these are all the quotes I've had on the homepage.
2024-08-29: "everyone knows what a main() is" - ternlower.c
2024-08-01: "make the code look less bad" - cellauto/main.lua
2024-07-03: "you're?? going??? to? eat???? him???????" - eathim.txt
2024-07-14 (or maybe 16 I'm sorry I don't remember and didn't write it down): "Became a necromancer and moved my [meme folder] to this computer" - agere.txt
2024-06-01: "infuse unfathomable power into lasagne for 5 minutes or until hot" - tumblrposts.txt